faster than a pigeon, innit?

Sometimes I may come off like a cranky old croon, but trust me, I’m a proper delight if you get to know me. Now, the only way you get to know me is by sending me a nice, big message. No expletives, if you can help it, but I’ve got a thick skin so don’t hold back either. Let’s get a correspondence going, shall we?

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I’m sure you had thoughts, and I’m sure they were aplenty. I hope you didn’t leave nothing out of it, but if you did you can always go back and send another message. I don’t mind! But if you’ve let it all out, well, fill your tank back up by jumping into these posts. Who knows, while you were writing your big message I put out another blog and it’s your next favorite thing!